Burnt Toast Club | Sarrah Marić ✨ | Substack

Paris Hilton Is My Career Coach Now

How to monetise a baby voice and a blurry mugshot.

Jun 17 •

Sarrah Marić ✨

I Don’t Want a Promotion – I Want a Cigarette Break

Every office has a hierarchy. At the top? Smokers.

Jun 10 •

Sarrah Marić ✨

Work Sucks, But Do We? – Breakroom Poetry #3

I wrote one more poem about work.

Jun 1 •

Sarrah Marić ✨

How to Romanticise Your Commute

What if running late was the best part of your day?

May 25 •

Sarrah Marić ✨

Questions That Might Get You Fired

Because work won’t question itself – we must.

May 18 •

Sarrah Marić ✨

Recent posts

I Miss My Pre-Teams Personality

I’ve learned how to say the right things, mostly.

May 14 •

Sarrah Marić ✨

Should We 💩 at Work?

Take a toilet break to read this. Your humanity depends on it!

May 12 •

Sarrah Marić ✨

Your Work Style, As a Vegetable

Are you a steady potato or burned-out spinach? Another useless but accurate career guide.

May 6 •

Sarrah Marić ✨

Not Hot Enough to Lead – The Politics of Pretty at Work

Peter Dutton lost the election because he's ugly.

May 4 •

Sarrah Marić ✨

I Hate Hotdesking

How we learned to feel disposable at work.

Apr 29 •

Sarrah Marić ✨

Just Human Enough – Breakroom Poetry #2

I wrote another poem about work.

Apr 28 •

Sarrah Marić ✨

The Career Hack That Looks Like Wasting Time

The best way to move forward in your career? Stop moving.

Apr 22 •

Sarrah Marić ✨

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